I’m not a racist, but..

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

you should have just bought snacks!

How could someone be so cruel

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

his name was close enough

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

fine, i’ll do it myself!