I grew up and became… Squidward.

I grew up and became... Squidward.

Everything lime green is evil.

Everything lime green is evil.

Happy to talk.

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Ma, I’m gay.

Smashed potatoes.

Smashed potatoes.

Bald guys are hot

Bald guys are hot

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

Summer in England.

Summer in England.

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) with his Wife and Daughter.

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) with his Wife and Daughter.

Stop Talking.

I’m good in bed.

I’m good in bed.

Look at my drawing, dad!

Look at my drawing, dad!

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

ALL the bubble wrap!

ALL the bubble wrap!