I have a bad feeling whenever a lesbian looks at me…
It not only moves slowly, it kills slowly…
You are better at dying.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
Google these days.
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Well, that’s just plain rude.
Cave girl problems.
Should I shave my legs today?
Be grateful for what you have.
The Polar Vortex.
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
This made me rethink things…for about 5 seconds.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.