My grandfather borrowed my computer today.

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

and the cat never returned

um…….. the gills i think

this is ibs

does anyone object?

and now i’m one lego set richer

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

slept through the apocalypse

her back must be ruined

the safest way to travel my ass

the good times will come

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

it’s literally just fabric

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

there’s always one over dramatic cat in the bunch