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My professors email this week.

My professors email this week.
Do a good turn daily.
Do a good turn daily.
Oh Neigh you didn’t.
Oh Neigh you didn’t.
It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.
It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.
Based on real life.
Based on real life.
Standard Issue Playtime
Standard Issue Playtime
Clever girl.
Clever girl.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
I only eat second breakfast, personally.
I only eat second breakfast, personally.
*hisses in 🥒*
*hisses in 🥒*
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
tale as old as time.
tale as old as time.
Just say it, Olive.
Just say it, Olive.
Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.
Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.
Jay-Z+world+problems.
Jay-Z world problems.
How+I+feel+when+I+finish+an+exam.
How I feel when I finish an exam.
T-Rex+problems.
T-Rex problems.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+it+be+both%3F
Can’t it be both?
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
Once+you+go+Asian%26%238230%3B
Once you go Asian…
Reserved+for+drunk+drivers.
Reserved for drunk drivers.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Hey%2C+Mother+Nature%21
Hey, Mother Nature!
You+know+you+made+a+wrong+turn+when%26%238230%3B
You know you made a wrong turn when…
When+you+pirate+music%26%238230%3B
When you pirate music…
Success+defined.
Success defined.