Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone
How I prefer getting bad news.
If Nicholas Cage were a Pokemon.
The difference between me and your god.
Mythical things that actually existed.
Noooo. Noooooo. No.
Boy and his friend
Iron Man and Silver Surfer.
I like being weird.
Some of the best feelings in the world.
Oh you’re buffering?
How do you hold your tea?
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
My dog is horrified that it’s her birthday
Email client of death
A plea to the brain
All roads heal.
Join the conversation
Why ‘tock-tick’ does not sound right to your ears
The Metric System
Found Windows Vista at Walmart tonight
don’t wake me
Baby octopus attaches to kitty.
Kids will be kids
Gummi caterpillar looks delicious.