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My version of flirting…

My version of flirting...
Cows can be good boys too.
Cows can be good boys too.
Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.
Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.
35 shades of rabbit.
35 shades of rabbit.
The problem with turtles…
The problem with turtles…
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served From The Teat.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served From The Teat.
You have no right to call yourself a father.
You have no right to call yourself a father.
Calculator sexting taught me this trick.
Calculator sexting taught me this trick.
Crazy how nature do that.
Crazy how nature do that.
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
Apple bonsai!
Apple bonsai!
I want to beliebe.
I want to beliebe.
a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority
a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority
MRI cross sections of leg muscles show the consequences of various lifestyle choices.
MRI cross sections of leg muscles show the consequences of various lifestyle choices.
540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…
540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…
Geology jokes rock…
Geology jokes rock…
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+virgin+by+choice.
I’m a virgin by choice.
The+majestic+unicorn+cake.
The majestic unicorn cake.
What+could+possibly+go+wrong%3F
What could possibly go wrong?
Trading+old+for+new+in+Africa.
Trading old for new in Africa.
Join the conversation
There%26%238217%3Bs+always+time+for+tea.
There’s always time for tea.
The+first+step+to+forgiveness.
The first step to forgiveness.
No%2C+man%26%238230%3B.
No, man….
Out+of+all+the+lies+I%26%238217%3Bve+told%26%238230%3B
Out of all the lies I’ve told…
Your+knight+in+shining+armor%26%238230%3B
Your knight in shining armor…
Our+cows+are+vegan%21
Our cows are vegan!
Fred%21+I+can+see+the+ball%21
Fred! I can see the ball!
Which+came+first%3F
Which came first?