Meeting up at high school reunions…
Hey baby on a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?
Whenever you feel sad or alone…
God I hate double standards.
Getting the right answer on the internet.
Mythbuster: Household pet edition
I have made a terrible mistake.
Your Hijab is offensive.
It’s not you… it’s me.
Every time a cat cleans itself it is worshiping the Dark Lord
He wants to race!
I’m Ron Weasley.
Hey, Ms. Weaver.
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