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You might be a nerd…

You might be a nerd...
Recursed.
Recursed.
This dog has a nicer house than you, probably
This dog has a nicer house than you, probably
I’m pretty sure that’s not how allergies work, hun.
I’m pretty sure that’s not how allergies work, hun.
Teach your children well.
Teach your children well.
Surprise fiber!
Surprise fiber!
I wish I could read…
I wish I could read…
This could be it’s own movie…
This could be it’s own movie…
Be healthy 2020.
Be healthy 2020.
Holiday dad jokes.
Holiday dad jokes.
Know this.
Know this.
Apparently you can out magic a magic-cian.
Apparently you can out magic a magic-cian.
Sweetie will provide.
Sweetie will provide.
Boy bye.
Boy bye.
They’re just the best of friends, apparently.
They’re just the best of friends, apparently.
The criming will continue!
The criming will continue!
Britain+has+good+TV
Britain has good TV
Trimming+the+under+water+lawn+looks+incredibly+healing.
Trimming the under water lawn looks incredibly healing.
This+one+stung+a+little%26%238230%3B
This one stung a little…
Foot+science.
Foot science.
Join the conversation
Just+realizing+how+many+giant+skeletons+are+laying+on+the+ocean+floor+from+dead+whales.
Just realizing how many giant skeletons are laying on the ocean floor from dead whales.
Point+Nemo.
Point Nemo.
Mayan+entrance+in+the+caves+of+Xcaret%2C+Riviera+Maya%2C+Mexico
Mayan entrance in the caves of Xcaret, Riviera Maya, Mexico
The+advice+still+stands.
The advice still stands.
Kids+first
Kids first
Me+trying+to+present+an+argument+to+my+mom
Me trying to present an argument to my mom
I+could+dangle+here.
I could dangle here.
%26%238216%3BThis+is+great+for+our+public+image%21%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Sarah+Huckabee+Sanders+probably
‘This is great for our public image!’ – Sarah Huckabee Sanders probably