Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

Thomas Edisons mother is not to be forgotten.

Anyways…

America on gun control

*swipe*

What’s going on, NSA?

Love cuddles.

The belt betrays.

Barber cutting hairs of an autistic boy.

It can be done.

GRRM has another wedding to plan

BeIng ablE To InStaNtLy resPoNd wIth SarcAsm Is ActuAllY a SiGn oF a HeAlthY brAin.

Haven’t been through anything yet

Listen here, Bindi…

Hey, this guy looks tough to me. – President Trump

God dammit, Susan… I’m trying to sleep