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Sushi fish tank.

Sushi fish tank.
pupper chooses you
pupper chooses you
a battle to the death
a battle to the death
smells like school dinners
smells like school dinners
stool sample
stool sample
did it hurt?
did it hurt?
forest dwelling sea lion
forest dwelling sea lion
a haiku about cats
a haiku about cats
and now so do i
and now so do i
be one with the bread
be one with the bread
Bruce Willis gets his own category at the Razzies this year
Bruce Willis gets his own category at the Razzies this year
sparkling covid
sparkling covid
or your fire back
or your fire back
well this is horrifying
well this is horrifying
ming-na wen is ageless
ming-na wen is ageless
death by hot dog
death by hot dog
the+times+i+look+at+my+notes+and+go+%26%238220%3Bwtf%26%238221%3B
the times i look at my notes and go “wtf”
sarcasm+can+take+you+places
sarcasm can take you places
10+Memes+from+the+Happily+Child-Free
10 Memes from the Happily Child-Free
i+can+do+2000+in+one+day
i can do 2000 in one day
Join the conversation
that%26%238217%3Bs+crazy%2C+i%26%238217%3Bm+glad+you%26%238217%3Bre+ok
that’s crazy, i’m glad you’re ok
oh+sorry%2C+got+confused+for+a+sec
oh sorry, got confused for a sec
breathtaking
breathtaking
truly+something+magical
truly something magical
feeling+a+little+called+out
feeling a little called out
it+has+to+be+designed+this+way+on+purpose
it has to be designed this way on purpose
planning+things+as+an+adult
planning things as an adult
look+my+child+and+behold+%26%238212%3B+ART
look my child and behold — ART