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I am a tiny potato.

I am a tiny potato.
Do not entertain, the tippy tap of rain.
Do not entertain, the tippy tap of rain.
If by deport you mean strip them of their dignity and pack them in derelict reservations… ✔️
If by deport you mean strip them of their dignity and pack them in derelict reservations… ✔️
And that’s the secret to life, son.
And that’s the secret to life, son.
*loud influencer noises*
*loud influencer noises*
Caffeinated bliss.
Caffeinated bliss.
Ahh right. There it is.
Ahh right. There it is.
The ducks were free…
The ducks were free…
I think I found the love of my life…
I think I found the love of my life…
Thanks Obama…
Thanks Obama…
Yeezy for President, why not?
Yeezy for President, why not?
…and back, darling.
…and back, darling.
Let’s all be a little more accommodating, please!
Let’s all be a little more accommodating, please!
I would watch this series.
I would watch this series.
A handful of Best Xi-bear’s most wanted.
A handful of Best Xi-bear’s most wanted.
I would watch this Pirates of the Caribbean.
I would watch this Pirates of the Caribbean.
Advice.
Advice.
Awkward%26%238230%3B
Awkward…
Good+vs.+evil+cat.
Good vs. evil cat.
May+I+take+your+order%3F
May I take your order?
Join the conversation
Ewwww%26%238230%3B
Ewwww…
Sword+fight%21
Sword fight!
Now+go+do+your+homework%26%238230%3B
Now go do your homework…
Double+standards.
Double standards.
Grant+me+your+bacon%21
Grant me your bacon!
It+was+good+for+the+economy.
It was good for the economy.
The+dog+speedometer.
The dog speedometer.
Monorail+cat.
Monorail cat.