Do you ever just flex your foot wrong?
His other son is named kal-el
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
i would die
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
fight the system!
spared no expense
they’ll definitely grow back
this should work on anyone
men, do you accept the challenge?
genius. dishonest, but genius
death by roomba army
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
50 shades of thumbs
*looks at clock with contempt*
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
Join the conversation
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
That was… and still is… my jam!
Sure, why not?
I’m a terrible person for laughing at this
Never ask a cat its weight
Brian wants to be more than friends
midnight snacks are important