Who are you and how did you get in here?

Who are you and how did you get in here?

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

Kids say the darndest things…

Kids say the darndest things…

Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.

Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.

Ask grandma about her extracurricular’s during college…

Ask grandma about her extracurricular’s during college…

Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.

Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.

Parenting can be difficult.

Parenting can be difficult.

McDonalds chicken nugget 14 piece template

McDonalds chicken nugget 14 piece template

Nobody asked for this research…

Nobody asked for this research…

For thee, but not for me.

For thee, but not for me.

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

Bee Sniffer Poetry

Bee Sniffer Poetry

Golden carrots can be enchanted.

Golden carrots can be enchanted.

Myrna, simmer down.

Myrna, simmer down.

What do we say to the God of death?

What do we say to the God of death?

No hiss, just boom.

No hiss, just boom.