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I am the .01%.

I am the .01%.
So much disappoint.
So much disappoint.
Osmel Sousa, beauty pageant entrepreneur.
Osmel Sousa, beauty pageant entrepreneur.
The longer you watch the higher he gets…
The longer you watch the higher he gets…
Aziz Ansari being Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari being Aziz Ansari
Tam Cốc-Bích Động, Vietnam. Photo by Olga Khoroshunova
Tam Cốc-Bích Động, Vietnam. Photo by Olga Khoroshunova
Lets go back to medieval times!
Lets go back to medieval times!
I owe you my life…
I owe you my life…
I still feel ugly.
I still feel ugly.
Chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick.
Chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick.
Before alarm clocks were invented and other things you must know.
Before alarm clocks were invented and other things you must know.
If I knew this was possible, I’d have taken school more seriously
If I knew this was possible, I’d have taken school more seriously
It’s paradox time!
It’s paradox time!
New dads…
New dads…
Hey Carl…!
Hey Carl…!
My child drank bleach what should I do?
My child drank bleach what should I do?
When+things+get+too+stressful
When things get too stressful
Your+execution+is+tomorrow%26%238230%3B
Your execution is tomorrow…
The+downsides+to+immortality.
The downsides to immortality.
The+air+hurts+my+face.
The air hurts my face.
Join the conversation
When+Heineken+bottles+were+square.
When Heineken bottles were square.
A+helpful+guide+to+firearms+identification+for+members+of+the+media
A helpful guide to firearms identification for members of the media
Deep+space
Deep space
I%26%238217%3Bll+be+wearing+this+to+the+Star+Wars+premier
I’ll be wearing this to the Star Wars premier
Solar+powered+glowing+bike+path.
Solar powered glowing bike path.
Palin+chimes+in+on+Obama+and+Ferguson%2C+MO
Palin chimes in on Obama and Ferguson, MO
Why+did+you+let+that+thing+touch+me%3F
Why did you let that thing touch me?
How%26%238217%3Bs+that+diet+going%3F
How’s that diet going?