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If George R.R. Martin wrote the Lion King

If George R.R. Martin wrote the Lion King
they always know
they always know
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
happy bacon
happy bacon
this scene should have been in the movie
this scene should have been in the movie
Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days
Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days
bald dudes make the best barbers
bald dudes make the best barbers
you will be missed
you will be missed
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
i had to google this to confirm. moo
i had to google this to confirm. moo
teeth stick and hair stick
teeth stick and hair stick
oof
oof
take that, google maps ‘estimate’
take that, google maps ‘estimate’
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
it said no flip
it said no flip
thanks for the warning
thanks for the warning
her+hair+is+amazing
her hair is amazing
pros+and+cons+of+tall+friends
pros and cons of tall friends
funeral+bouquet
funeral bouquet
this+explains+so+much
this explains so much
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an+affair+with+the+raccoon
an affair with the raccoon
i+just+hope+there%26%238217%3Bs+a+chapter+dedicated+to+IWSMT
i just hope there’s a chapter dedicated to IWSMT
hide+your+shoulders+or+get+suspended
hide your shoulders or get suspended
Xenomorphs+and+gargoyles+are+canon+together
Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together
Why+do+hot+dug+buns+come+in+packs+of+10+and+hot+dogs+in+packs+of+8%3F
Why do hot dug buns come in packs of 10 and hot dogs in packs of 8?
no+assistance+needed
no assistance needed
priority+putting+away+costs+an+arm+and+a+leg
priority putting away costs an arm and a leg
just+wait+until+the+floor+is+actually+lava%2C+then+all+the+adults+will+feel+like+real+idiots
just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots