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Wisdom of Bender

Wisdom of Bender
I guess I’m a romantic.
I guess I’m a romantic.
Ice cream protector.
Ice cream protector.
Punctuation personalities.
Punctuation personalities.
Baby elephant needs a favor.
Baby elephant needs a favor.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
A very English Breakfast.
A very English Breakfast.
Women.
Women.
The groovy Doctor.
The groovy Doctor.
Sorry I nommed on you…
Sorry I nommed on you…
Didn’t I just save you?
Didn’t I just save you?
My heart sounds like Dubstep…
My heart sounds like Dubstep…
Sloths are very cautious.
Sloths are very cautious.
Snape goes thrift shopping.
Snape goes thrift shopping.
Handy tip #263
Handy tip #263
Autocorrect isn’t always bad…
Autocorrect isn’t always bad…
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’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids
%2Apretends+to+answer+phone%2A
*pretends to answer phone*
he+is+the+alpha+dad
he is the alpha dad
that+was+fast%21
that was fast!
Join the conversation
i%26%238217%3Bll+rent+until+i+die
i’ll rent until i die
so+much+debt+all+i+can+do+is+laugh
so much debt all i can do is laugh
she%26%238217%3Bs+an+angel
she’s an angel
Texas+Roadhouse+bread+and+butter+game+is+on+point
Texas Roadhouse bread and butter game is on point
this+is+incredible
this is incredible
that%26%238217%3Bs+committment
that’s committment
where+are+my+socks%2C+hooman%3F%3F%3F
where are my socks, hooman???
new+halloween+trend
new halloween trend