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Ideal child.

Ideal child.
such a misunderstood creature
such a misunderstood creature
of course this happened in texas
of course this happened in texas
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
how is this not already a thing???
how is this not already a thing???
could be fun, no?
could be fun, no?
for family
for family
i had to google this to confirm. moo
i had to google this to confirm. moo
yes, please
yes, please
macaroni rascals
macaroni rascals
they get things done. hired
they get things done. hired
anyone else seething with rage at this?
anyone else seething with rage at this?
they couldn’t just… google it?
they couldn’t just… google it?
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
Another person who clearly didn’t read the book
Another person who clearly didn’t read the book
take my degree away
take my degree away
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Join the conversation
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Words.
Words.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!