Man cave rules in the bathroom of my local bar.
Jeff Sessions in a nutshell
Breakfast Cereal Extremist.
Lesbian aunt is a bad example.
Projected across one of Mr. Presidents hotels.
The Oregon Apocalypse
John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin
A few days into Oregon self-service…
Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.
My parents are very conservative Asians.
Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!
A student asked me about experimenting on embryos for genetic engineering.
Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball
You know when you’re a kid…
When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You
zebra caretakers wear striped patterned suits so orphaned foals recognize them
the coolest dog at the bar
conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game
Are you coming to beer fest?
Join the conversation
all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma
The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future
with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end
bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him
excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?