Found this book in a Swedish restaurant’s gift shop.
Standard issue Karen gets wrecked by management.
Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)
You sure about this, bud?
PSA: Action Required
Isolation journal: day 54
Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.
Broken hearts and hungry tum tums, circa 1938
Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…
You should see our Defense dept, though…
The cake was a lie.
The ultimate clap.
Be a good traveler, if you must be a traveler.
Cherry blossoms are lit.
The Man, The Myth, The Antibody Legend…
The air hurts my face.
Palin chimes in on Obama and Ferguson, MO
When Colbert nails it, he really nails it’¦
When things get too stressful
Join the conversation
If I were to summarize my years of gym class
Frost over a Romanian village.
Drugs and gaming.
Superman branding iron
Thank you, smoke detector
The new Jurassic Park movie looks promising
Take that, dentist…