Found this book in a Swedish restaurant’s gift shop.

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

oh no is an understatement

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

dead batteries free of charge

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart