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Why I love Steven Colbert so much

Why I love Steven Colbert so much
Elon is just phoning home.
Elon is just phoning home.
Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.
Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.
Yeah this is me being proactive…
Yeah this is me being proactive…
Maintain eye contact.
Maintain eye contact.
Plotting. Constantly plotting.
Plotting. Constantly plotting.
All your cherries are belong to me.
All your cherries are belong to me.
Common sense Karen has entered the chat.
Common sense Karen has entered the chat.
Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.
Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.
The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.
The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.
JIF of regret.
JIF of regret.
Anxiety, essentially.
Anxiety, essentially.
Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?
Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?
The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.
The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.
Talk about hey now.
Talk about hey now.
The baking problems of 2020
The baking problems of 2020