Why I love Steven Colbert so much
Elon is just phoning home.
Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.
Yeah this is me being proactive…
Maintain eye contact.
Plotting. Constantly plotting.
All your cherries are belong to me.
Common sense Karen has entered the chat.
Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.
The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.
JIF of regret.
Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?
The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.
Talk about hey now.
The baking problems of 2020