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I told my wife I wouldn’t drink.

I told my wife I wouldn't drink.
A child would hardly appreciate such a thing.
A child would hardly appreciate such a thing.
Sometimes I surprise myself!
Sometimes I surprise myself!
Van had a rough Gogh of it.
Van had a rough Gogh of it.
Thought!â„¢
Thought!â„¢
More specifically, for the Irish…
More specifically, for the Irish…
This is what it’s like when COBRA bites.
This is what it’s like when COBRA bites.
The grass is a lie!
The grass is a lie!
Mirror mirror on the wall…
Mirror mirror on the wall…
Hey, heyyyy. I am not a pet. – bird probably.
Hey, heyyyy. I am not a pet. – bird probably.
Jesus would like to save* your soul.
Jesus would like to save* your soul.
Go to sleep, kitty.
Go to sleep, kitty.
A Cowboys life for me.
A Cowboys life for me.
Your cake is a lie.
Your cake is a lie.
This week on why were bad at this…
This week on why were bad at this…
Coal Miners coming up for air, 1922, circa Belgium.
Coal Miners coming up for air, 1922, circa Belgium.
%2Ainvests+in+Depends%2A
*invests in Depends*
Llamas+on+ffire.
Llamas on ffire.
Hail+Satan%2C+basically.
Hail Satan, basically.
PSA+%26%238211%3B+get+that+wifi+working.
PSA – get that wifi working.
Join the conversation
What+she+said%26%238230%3B
What she said…
Wow+what+a+fun+idea%26%238230%3B+generally.
Wow what a fun idea… generally.
CRONCH+CRONCH
CRONCH CRONCH
%2Arobotic+zooming+noises%2A
*robotic zooming noises*
Such+inclusion+he+had+never+felt+before%26%238230%3B
Such inclusion he had never felt before…
Bon+voyage%2C+wee+cosmonaut.
Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.
Santa+about+to+drop+the+most+festive+R%26%23038%3BB+album+of+2020.
Santa about to drop the most festive R&B album of 2020.
Let+them+sleep.
Let them sleep.