Things people say when I write with my left hand.
Always travel with your trip sitter
ðŸ London beekeepers celebrate the diversity of honey.
25 years ago the county advised them not to go through with it…
You can get it, Anne
Hark! Fair puppers! Let down thine tails.
What stage of capitalism is this?
What a spooky muse!
I would watch that movie.
But can he turn water in to wine?
Turns out, owls have legs.
You’ve got a bright future, kid.
The Grandmaster of Pokemon Go
Advertisement for a South Pole expedition circa 1907
I’ll catch the next one.
The most righteous chair.
the inner child has grown old and cranky
for the homeowner with a death wish
forever the same cow
nothing to be ashamed of, ‘lil guy
Join the conversation
he did it just to see if he could
time to go on maury
could you win a rap battle with a horse skeleton to keep your booze?
i lost my patience four seconds ago
this is art
Harry and Meghan Memes Because The Internet Just Can’t Quit Them
actual footage of me when confronted by a wasp