The lifespan of every mammal.
I can’t believe I made plans that far out…
I would watch this on C-SPAN.
Stay off of the walking trails, basically.
Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime
Smoking is for joking, mkkayyy?
This game sucks…
Now that’s what I call an escalator 2021.
A man is retired, now.
Hydrate them damn bees.
Duel purpose swiss rolls.
Turtles get zoomies, too.
This is not the vaccine you’re looking for… *waves hand*
Home boy at your service.
Custom credit cards [are] cool.
The utility of a gator aid cup…
Got dammit Gary, buzz off.
Join the conversation
The customer is often wrong.
Defund Harvard… is what I always say.
Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.
Let us begin…
…fund the police!
I will show you the way.
I need me some grass fed stegosaurus
2021 is looking pretty boinkers…