What breaking bad would look like as a children’s book
Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…
I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money
A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…
Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.
Sharia could get it
Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940
Gotta catch ’em all.
My greatest fear
Aardvarks and chill?
I feel mislead.
But then what would the History Channel air?
It seemed like a pretty reasonable offer to me…
Amazon Season, basically
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Whenever I lose my phone.
Hi, I’m Paula Deen.
Itches love scratches.
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Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.
Cats are jerks.
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
The pug life.