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Throne Envy

Throne Envy
the list of suspects is as full as his diaper
the list of suspects is as full as his diaper
he knows he’s in trouble when his mom calls him by his full name
he knows he’s in trouble when his mom calls him by his full name
the knife must come out clean
the knife must come out clean
as you command sticker
as you command sticker
always getting stuck somewhere…
always getting stuck somewhere…
princess pinhead
princess pinhead
death by pin pricks
death by pin pricks
women of the apocalypse
women of the apocalypse
Murderously funny angela lansbury memes to honor the icon’s beautiful legacy
Murderously funny angela lansbury memes to honor the icon’s beautiful legacy
*everyone stares*
*everyone stares*
there’s always that one creepy kid on the tour
there’s always that one creepy kid on the tour
it’s just as beautiful as i imagined
it’s just as beautiful as i imagined
the frog is real
the frog is real
if an octopus had a skeleton
if an octopus had a skeleton
pigeon religion!
pigeon religion!
jesus+was+larger+than+a+baby+but+smaller+than+a+temple.+good+to+know%21
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
this+is+how+many+sides+a+circle+has
this is how many sides a circle has
no+serial+killer%2C+ted+bundy+included%2C+could+match+wits+with+me+if+i+really+applied+by+myself+instead+of+binging+on+oreos
no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos
wind+up+smart+car+%26%238211%3B+for+when+you+run+out+of+gas+but+still+have+a+block+to+go
wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go
Join the conversation
how+i+spend+my+time+during+a+zoom+call.+this+chart+is+accurate
how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate
birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+real+so+it+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+matter+anyway
birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway
It+all+sounds+awful+until+you+remember+that+statistically+flying+is+still+the+safest+form+of+travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
even+einstein%26%238217%3Bs+marriage+was+relative.+It+consumed+his+life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
i+was+without+a+phone+once+for+12+hours+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+amazing+how+much+attention+i+was+able+to+pay+to+other+things
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
you+know+that+you+know+you%26%238217%3Bve+seen+that+actor+before
you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before
gravity+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+goat
gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat
taking+a+break+from+pickpocketing+to+warm+my+bones+with+a+hot+drink
taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink