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God. I feel so depressed.

God. I feel so depressed.
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The plappening…
The plappening…
*hiccups powerfully*
*hiccups powerfully*
Date yourself, occaisionally.
Date yourself, occaisionally.
Tonight, we hunt.
Tonight, we hunt.
Just 🇨🇦 things.
Just 🇨🇦 things.
What’s up, dog?
What’s up, dog?
Earth day was a huge success…
Earth day was a huge success…
Won’t somebody please think of the children?
Won’t somebody please think of the children?
SPOILER: The ending you never saw coming…
SPOILER: The ending you never saw coming…
Taking Officer Discount through the drive thru…
Taking Officer Discount through the drive thru…
You’ve earned it.
You’ve earned it.
Baltimore has it’s head on right.
Baltimore has it’s head on right.
Understanding your paycheck…
Understanding your paycheck…
You should probably know how to rappel.
You should probably know how to rappel.
You have sum boots for mua?
You have sum boots for mua?
You+is+strong.+You+is+kind.+You+is+feed+me+breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
Join the conversation
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
The+cake+was+always+a+lie.
The cake was always a lie.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.