Disney Princesses, Re-imagined.
My barista is deaf.
This is getting saucy.
One of us! One of us!
National Park Service
Dear mom and dad
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
It’s only twice a year…
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
Beware, the vacuum.
Fresh pressed apple juice.
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
My wife is so much better looking than me…
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.