I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.

I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.

Storm in Moscow

Storm in Moscow

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

Game on!

Paris at night, by Evgeny Lushpin

Paris at night, by Evgeny Lushpin

There’s no telling how long he was in there

There’s no telling how long he was in there

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

The Washington Monument’s shadow on Google Maps moves throughout the day

The Washington Monument’s shadow on Google Maps moves throughout the day

Pure Structured Water

Pure Structured Water

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

Suck it

Don’t talk to me

Don’t talk to me

The perfect crime!

The perfect crime!

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

Dude. Not cool.

Dude. Not cool.