% Feeling Lucky? %

I never run with scissors.

I never run with scissors.
I love you like Lily loved Snape…
I love you like Lily loved Snape…
How my cat sees things.
How my cat sees things.
Hot singles.
Hot singles.
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Quitting Facebook.
Quitting Facebook.
Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
No! I must dance!
No! I must dance!
Silly Stewie…
Silly Stewie…
Feeling a little sick…
Feeling a little sick…
Words.
Words.
That’s no moon!
That’s no moon!
Dogs vs. Cats.
Dogs vs. Cats.
Humans…
Humans…
Auto correct…
Auto correct…
T-Rex trying to paint his house…
T-Rex trying to paint his house…
I+don%26%238217%3Bt
I don’t
strained+pasta+facial
strained pasta facial
the+dog+is+his+supervisor
the dog is his supervisor
tom+brady+made+his+decision
tom brady made his decision
Join the conversation
break+the+system
break the system
you+%2Adidn%26%238217%3Bt%2A+own+a+cat
you *didn’t* own a cat
best+dog+day+ever
best dog day ever
pizza+for+giants
pizza for giants
don%26%238217%3Bt+cross+nanna
don’t cross nanna
nothing+gets+between+me+and+mac+and+cheese
nothing gets between me and mac and cheese
catrick+swayze
catrick swayze
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+outrun+this+goose
you can’t outrun this goose