The analysis of a sneeze vs a toot.

The analysis of a sneeze vs a toot.

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Do not contain the tortoise.

Do not contain the tortoise.

love thy homies.

love thy homies.

Extreme dad reflexes.

Extreme dad reflexes.

Maybe carry your own batteries… though.

Maybe carry your own batteries… though.

Lost Joey latches on to passing Golden heeler; is now safe and being rehabilitated.

Lost Joey latches on to passing Golden heeler; is now safe and being rehabilitated.

Sydney Opera house lit up to pay tribute to the firies in Australia.

Sydney Opera house lit up to pay tribute to the firies in Australia.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy…

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy…

The Gisney princess we deserve.

The Gisney princess we deserve.

Japanese archers on the move with longbows in hand.

Japanese archers on the move with longbows in hand.

It’s OK to interact with blind people.

It’s OK to interact with blind people.

We must preserves the Kingdom

We must preserves the Kingdom

Notice me, child.

Notice me, child.

1992 was a fine year.

1992 was a fine year.

This is not the teat you’re looking for…

This is not the teat you’re looking for…

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

I can’t believe you’ve done this.