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I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day

I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day
When you wake up around 2AM without any reason…
When you wake up around 2AM without any reason…
I know how I want to go.
I know how I want to go.
When good kids go bad…
When good kids go bad…
Things I do with Photoshop.
Things I do with Photoshop.
He acts like we never feed him…
He acts like we never feed him…
How many ducks to equal one bear.
How many ducks to equal one bear.
Catnip. Not even once.
Catnip. Not even once.
Some days…
Some days…
My brother took my kid to the playground today’¦
My brother took my kid to the playground today’¦
Pet adventures.
Pet adventures.
Looks delicious.
Looks delicious.
Antarctic research base
Antarctic research base
Place setting.
Place setting.
For all of you phone-wanderers.
For all of you phone-wanderers.
Humans…
Humans…
My+favorite+exercise+at+the+gym%26%238230%3B
My favorite exercise at the gym…
Today%2C+at+Starbucks%26%238230%3B
Today, at Starbucks…
The+worst.
The worst.
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
Kitty+and+the+invisible+things.
Kitty and the invisible things.
Deep+thoughts.
Deep thoughts.
Origami+level%3A+toilet+paper.
Origami level: toilet paper.
I+type+70+words+per+minute%26%238230%3B
I type 70 words per minute…
Wanna+know+how+I+got+these+scars%3F
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Cat.zip
Cat.zip
Owlet.
Owlet.
We%26%238217%3Bre+expecting%26%238230%3B
We’re expecting…