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I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day

I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day
Strive for mental health.
Strive for mental health.
The origami is displeased with your overall performance.
The origami is displeased with your overall performance.
Have you seen this photograph?
Have you seen this photograph?
Olympic champions train with the TSA.
Olympic champions train with the TSA.
It’s a prayer, of sorts.
It’s a prayer, of sorts.
G A T O
G A T O
How to infect the world, a guide.
How to infect the world, a guide.
*suddenly traffic*
*suddenly traffic*
*happy Zuckerberg noises*
*happy Zuckerberg noises*
A tunnel dug by a giant sloth, circa Brazil.
A tunnel dug by a giant sloth, circa Brazil.
You will swim in the lake of fire for this.
You will swim in the lake of fire for this.
Recycling in Shanghai level 439932.
Recycling in Shanghai level 439932.
Give this person the keys to the kingdom.
Give this person the keys to the kingdom.
A prayer, of sorts.
A prayer, of sorts.
‘There’s a service dog among us
‘There’s a service dog among us
Dis+my+friend%21
Dis my friend!
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+think+of+that%26%238230%3B
I didn’t think of that…
Texting+and+driving.
Texting and driving.
A+fight+is+going+on+inside+me.
A fight is going on inside me.
Join the conversation
Go+home+Dorothy%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+drunk.
Go home Dorothy, you’re drunk.
iPhone+brass+knuckles.
iPhone brass knuckles.
Took+me+5.5+seconds+to+realize%26%238230%3B
Took me 5.5 seconds to realize…
Gentleman+Rules.
Gentleman Rules.
Owlol
Owlol
Through+the+wardrobe%21
Through the wardrobe!
Rudolph+the+Regular+Reindeer.
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
5lbs.
5lbs.