Hey mom, meet my internet friends.

Hey mom, meet my internet friends.

How will people know I’m better than them?

How will people know I’m better than them?

The part-time barista.

The part-time barista.

HEYYYHEAHEYAH.

Calories.

Oh great, I left it at home!

Oh great, I left it at home!

Really cute story.

Really cute story.

Fill in the blank…

Fill in the blank…

Get paid to touch your junk.

Get paid to touch your junk.

Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–

Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–

Engrish.

NASA space shuttle Columbia.

NASA space shuttle Columbia.

I can relate.

…Already in my pajamas.

…Already in my pajamas.

Time for sleep.

Time for sleep.

Cool cake is cool.

Cool cake is cool.