Reasons I grab my boobs.
benzene the chemistry dog
ducks have unlimited power
it’s a dad thing
when college literally becomes a pyramid scheme
Husband leaves vasectomy appointment with incredible swag
labor of love
when you mother calls you by your full name
A comparison of president lincoln and his 11th generation descendant Ralph
we all have that one game
alphabetic list of new slang terms
medieval day at elementary school
my friends are dumb and they need to know
simpsons nailed it again
This embarrasses the dog.
*pays taxes anyway*
And that’s just fine right now, Stu.
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DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
The Dead Kennedy’s were ahead of their time, circus 1985.
Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.
Good riddance, John.
Best not breath at me…
Friendly reminder to move on.
People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.