What I imagine Gypsies look like.

What I imagine Gypsies look like.

did he do it?

trojan pigeon

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

wasted gems

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the math adds up

the math adds up

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

time to cry!

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes