Squeeze me and drink my blood.

Squeeze me and drink my blood.

http://www.safelyendangered.com/

what new ghosts would you like to see?

what new ghosts would you like to see?

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

officially a first row greg

officially a first row greg

we all know why we have gathered here today

we all know why we have gathered here today

it’s funny how much you hate him

it’s funny how much you hate him

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

realistic relationship goals

realistic relationship goals

The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic

The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

the turtle sandwich bit back

the turtle sandwich bit back

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*