Oh you’re sick of me posting my workouts on Facebook?

i slept okay

your phone always knows

back the blue?

house therapy

team carrie

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

all the pain

pass me some coal

especially on a friday

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

are you awake or ashleighp?

you’re next!

thanks but no thanks

tooting his own horn