I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don't mind a dad joke.

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

The true path to the dark side of the force

The true path to the dark side of the force

god finds a way

god finds a way

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

not dead yet

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

worth the risk

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

i see a white light

i see a white light

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!