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Of all the hairstyles in the world…

Of all the hairstyles in the world...
is this the world’s scariest spider?
is this the world’s scariest spider?
don’t drink milk and drive
don’t drink milk and drive
I think i’m hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
what a happy surprise!
what a happy surprise!
give me all the pancakes
give me all the pancakes
there’s always a next time
there’s always a next time
the milk crate challenge
the milk crate challenge
she has entered the endgame
she has entered the endgame
it’s not too late
it’s not too late
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
i ride it on the parade route
i ride it on the parade route
committing this to memory
committing this to memory
a true american patriot
a true american patriot
he’s out of the friend group
he’s out of the friend group