Mark Twain always said it best

Mark Twain always said it best

Thanks, Obama.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

I used to be afraid of the dark…

I used to be afraid of the dark…

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Yo Tim! Wassup!

My dog, lately.

My dog, lately.

Conversations with the police.

Conversations with the police.

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Summer in Colorado.

Summer in Colorado.

I climbed the corporate ladder…

I climbed the corporate ladder…

I’m sorry.

Suddenly realized…

Suddenly realized…

My cat loves boxing.

My cat loves boxing.