Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn't expecting this.

Something is up with Ariel…

Something is up with Ariel…

14 Actual Flight Attendant Announcements.

14 Actual Flight Attendant Announcements.

Books are surreal

Books are surreal

Hey God what ya making?

Hey God what ya making?

This how cashiers at a McDonald’s in Taiwan dress

This how cashiers at a McDonald’s in Taiwan dress

Such logic.

I Have Two Hands and Three foods

I Have Two Hands and Three foods

Am I too late for Christmas?

Am I too late for Christmas?

I started working retail. This has been my experience thus far.

I started working retail. This has been my experience thus far.

I believe in you, Bigfoot.

I believe in you, Bigfoot.

Unfriending is easy!

Unfriending is easy!

Canadian stereotypes piss me off.

Canadian stereotypes piss me off.

Cats and deaf people.

Cats and deaf people.

Dog warns parents of abusive babysitter.

Dog warns parents of abusive babysitter.

I love you dandelion.

I love you dandelion.