<< Previous Feeling Lucky? Next >>

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

When I'm trying to come across as classy on a date.
wow, that’s a burn
wow, that’s a burn
a prime opportunity
a prime opportunity
they had to be science textbooks
they had to be science textbooks
thank you, history facts!
thank you, history facts!
but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…
but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…
personality > model-person-in-a-tee
personality > model-person-in-a-tee
10 Delivery Memes Shipped to You
10 Delivery Memes Shipped to You
do I still need to bring my own bags?
do I still need to bring my own bags?
I want this story ASAP
I want this story ASAP
that explains it
that explains it
brb, switching careers
brb, switching careers
10 Delaware Memes to Remind you the State Exists
10 Delaware Memes to Remind you the State Exists
you’re lookin tasty
you’re lookin tasty
*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*
*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*
vampires are anteeth-italian?
vampires are anteeth-italian?
My+heart%26%238230%3B+is+thawed
My heart… is thawed
Never+trust+an+animal+dressed+in+a+tuxedo
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
Karen+wins+again
Karen wins again
So+realistic
So realistic
Join the conversation
Just+wait+until+she+speaks
Just wait until she speaks
%2Aanxiety+sets+in%2A
*anxiety sets in*
Take+a+guess%2C+see+what+happens
Take a guess, see what happens
The+only+good+use+of+the+butterfly+effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
obviously+yes
obviously yes
An+apple+a+day
An apple a day
Always+listen+to+a+smart+woman
Always listen to a smart woman
Shoulda+seen+it+coming
Shoulda seen it coming