Flourless pancakes.

Flourless pancakes.

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

this is how i became the fun uncle

this is how i became the fun uncle

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

jurassic park holiday special

jurassic park holiday special

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

this is my emotional support steak

this is my emotional support steak

bring back the cats!

bring back the cats!

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

algebra is like onion pie

algebra is like onion pie

royale burrito with cheese

royale burrito with cheese

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?