Asking out a fangirl.

Asking out a fangirl.

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

let’s see if it’s up to snuff

let’s see if it’s up to snuff

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)

earie

my school play casting director was right…

my school play casting director was right…

this story could be published in ANY local paper

this story could be published in ANY local paper

a magician never reveals their secrets

a magician never reveals their secrets

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

cold-blooded girl stealers

cold-blooded girl stealers

im the richest in the world

im the richest in the world

i stopped buying them because of this

i stopped buying them because of this

“there can only be one possiblity”

“there can only be one possiblity”

“putting the lay in slayyyed”

“putting the lay in slayyyed”