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$1,000,000 bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz.

$1,000,000 bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz.
Sad box is sad.
Sad box is sad.
It’s always sunny in Doucheville.
It’s always sunny in Doucheville.
How gym class works.
How gym class works.
Every time someone says “YOLO.”
Every time someone says “YOLO.”
Oh, this old thing?
Oh, this old thing?
Stuck in bottle factory. Send help.
Stuck in bottle factory. Send help.
The most annoying language.
The most annoying language.
Have a heart, eat a rock.
Have a heart, eat a rock.
Bang!!
Bang!!
I could not travel both…
I could not travel both…
My mind blew up.
My mind blew up.
How every morning goes for me.
How every morning goes for me.
First world problems.
First world problems.
Almost always…
Almost always…
I need this shirt.
I need this shirt.
Halloween+is+creeping+up+on+us..%2C
Halloween is creeping up on us..,
Not+all+war+is+hell.
Not all war is hell.
WWE+peaked+in+ought+six.
WWE peaked in ought six.
Advertisement+for+a+South+Pole+expedition+circa+1907
Advertisement for a South Pole expedition circa 1907
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D.+All+of+the+above%2C+actually.
D. All of the above, actually.
But+can+he+turn+water+in+to+wine%3F
But can he turn water in to wine?
Beware+the+keepers+of+the+tofu%26%238230%3B
Beware the keepers of the tofu…
You%26%238217%3Bve+got+a+bright+future%2C+kid.
You’ve got a bright future, kid.
What+stage+of+capitalism+is+this%3F
What stage of capitalism is this?
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+planet%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a planet…
Airline+shenanigans%26%238230%3B
Airline shenanigans…
Words.
Words.