What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
Take it back, Siri…
Do you even vape?
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Never turn your back on Windows…
Wendy’s never loses
These sailors know what they’re doing.
I miss him too… but he ded and I’m alive so let’s zoooooom!
I c e c o l d
Twinning at life.
Turn off the kitten.
Got a reeeeaaaaalll smooth transmission.
The Native American.
The marketing Gods have dressed you.
How to be funny in a job interview
are you a real person?
let me pet you
one of many
in case you need to hear this today
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what a stan
which is it?
the next nirvana
would still pet
one of the best feelings
corpse paint goes hard in the pit