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Backpack of Virginity Shielding +16

Backpack of Virginity Shielding +16
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Respect, though.
Respect, though.
Gut morning, Fräulein.
Gut morning, Fräulein.
*robotic zooming noises*
*robotic zooming noises*
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
Burn it with color.
Burn it with color.
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
Be ware the goats.
Be ware the goats.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
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Circa+1940
Circa 1940
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES