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Happy national watermelon day!

Happy national watermelon day!
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
Never trust a writer.
Never trust a writer.
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
Sci Fi vs. Reality
Sci Fi vs. Reality
Perma boop
Perma boop
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Join us!
Join us!
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
2spooky
2spooky
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
You%26%238217%3Bd+do+good+to+learn+Welsh%26%238230%3B
You’d do good to learn Welsh…
Target+good.
Target good.
Take+care+of+%231%2C+2.
Take care of #1, 2.
No+ragrets%2C+tho.
No ragrets, tho.
Join the conversation
Robert+Irwin+and+his+pug+are+Star+Wars+fans%2C+apparently.
Robert Irwin and his pug are Star Wars fans, apparently.
Bring+out+your+dead+%5Baunts%5D
Bring out your dead [aunts]
Goop+Skywalker+takes+care+of+his+fans.
Goop Skywalker takes care of his fans.
Activate+ultra+sneak%26%238230%3B
Activate ultra sneak…
Little+bobcat+kittens+are+adorable%2C+turns+out.
Little bobcat kittens are adorable, turns out.
Goose+Chucking%C3%A2%E2%80%9E%C2%A2
Goose Chuckingâ„¢
%2Apays+more+into+SS%2A
*pays more into SS*
%2Asafe+cat+noises%2A
*safe cat noises*