I farted a unicorn once.
Auntie wants a hug.
He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.
It happened, my Aunt fell for it
Prime Suspects of the LA fires and The southern winter storms
Santa keeps some strange company…
That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line
The struggle and sacrifice is real
It was a quiet ride.
The very definition of underappreciated genius
Fake comments on the fcc net neutrality page.
Pretty reasonable pick up line.
He Couldn’t Resist
It’s perfectly natural
Join the conversation
Too soon. #prayforeurope
All I could think of watching Jurassic World.
Apple innovation 2017
Cynicism is easy
This is how I use the internet.
My name is Cow
Rare Pepe vs Trumps face. [so many]
First World Cat Problems [so many]