I am at full capacity, sorry.

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

reason #1 is pretty obvious

dolphinsarecool!3

all is not well in waffleville

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

google ain’t no snitch

the insurance mafia

you’re*

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

you’ve got time

this description is way too accurate

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

inflatable baby prison

turtle burglar